tongue piercing gone wrong...HELP!!!

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Thu May 31, 2007 4:07 pm

OMG please help meh!!!

I was bored and I always wanted my tongue pierced so I didnt wanna pay for it cause i didnt feel like wasting my money so I got a needle and i looked in the mirror and I just stuck it in my tongue. It hurt really bad and there was some blood but I stuck it all the way in. I didnt have a barbell to put it so I got a plastic fork, broke one of the points off and stuck that in my tongue til i get a tongue ring. I am in ALOT of pain and its swollen. I had it for like 4 days now and yes, i got the ring yesterday so thats ok. But I am using listerine alot and now my tongue is green and yellow it looks really bad and hurts. It is starting to grow white furry stuff on my tongue it looks like. Now thats not the only problem I am having.....I CANT TASTE ANYTHING! Right after I got it done, I couldnt taste the steak I was eating and I figured it was just cause I just got it done but nooo its been like 4 days and I cant taste stuff still. Will this go away so i can taste stuff again?

I brush my teeth in the morning everyday so my mouth is clean and I use listerine every time I eat or drink anything...even water just cause I wanna make sure its clean.

WHAT SHOULD I DO? Please help please, im kind of worried!
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EvilJay
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Thu May 31, 2007 5:38 pm

If you are serious(although I kinda doubt it..), go to an ER....
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kohlhaas
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Thu May 31, 2007 7:33 pm

LOL who wrote this? This is funny shit!

On the very off chance that this is real (you know kids these days...), BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You saved all that money from going to a professional piercer just to spent 10x the amount on hospital bills and prescription costs!!!!

But really... who wrote this? :lol:
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Thu May 31, 2007 8:08 pm

apparantly i don't look in this forum enough :lol: :lol:

that's the stupidest thing i've ever heard
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kohlhaas
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Thu May 31, 2007 8:33 pm

Piercing one's own tongue to save $40... yeah, that's hardcore man!

:roll: Anyone who would do that deserves to replace an animal in some scientific research experiments.
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Kraken
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Thu May 31, 2007 8:48 pm

Obviously a hoax, anyone that stupid would not be able to write so well, nor could they cook steak with no utilities on in their trailer.
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kohlhaas
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Thu May 31, 2007 8:53 pm

I think it's Sphenoid! :D
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Sphenoid
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Fri Jun 01, 2007 11:30 am

Nope it's not me.

If this is for real: GET YOUR ASS TO THE HOSPITAL ASAP.

If otherwise: That's some funny shit right there :D
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Fri Jun 01, 2007 11:32 am

wow..if this is real ..you ... are...the..single...most....impressive...dumbass...to...have...ever...lived...

if its fake...ha ha..

ps..nice ass pic evil!
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I think I'm in love with Jay's ass.
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Tbacc
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Fri Jun 01, 2007 1:48 pm

anyone who ever had or has their tounge pierced knows damn well that you are probably not going to eat a steak right after. seriously who is messing with us!?
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Mon Jun 04, 2007 12:29 pm

EvilJay:

Looks like a major improvement over your other avatar and my guess is that the women on the forum love it. :)
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Mon Jun 04, 2007 4:39 pm

Haaaaaahahaha I fucking hope this is for real. It's so neccesary for someone to learn the hard way like this once in a while. It makes my inner child giggle with glee.
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Mon Jun 18, 2007 12:26 am

........ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

how stupid, no wait, how fake. ok...first of all...no one can do this by themselves unless you've been trained and CAN do it yourself because there is a spot (vein i think) in the tongue that you have to avoid or else a real dumbass who would do this can end up in a pretty bad situation.

second of all, who the hell in their right mind would snap off a piece of a plastic fork and use it for jewelry? (i put a [sanitized] safety pin in my ear once...but god damn, so have other people!) if this was true...no one would ever do that. unless your sanity has left its territory. a person who knows they will be piercing their tongue, they'll get the jewelry that belongs in the hole.

third of all...no one...and i mean NO ONE...can eat steak after getting their tongue pierced. after reading that, anyone should know you're writing this for entertainment purposes. you're like, what...13? kudos for making a whole shitload of people laugh at your dumb ass.
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Sat Apr 25, 2009 11:14 pm

what a fuckin dumbass. Who would be stupid enough to A. pierce their own tounge, B. eat right after, and C. not have the right jewlery after..... i seriously hope, for your sake, that this is fake because if not, you are really, really stupid.
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