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Yes, Sphenoid is correct. It was a caveman. As the caveman was trying his best to invent the wheel, he got pissed off and took it out on the cow by squeezing its tits in a downward motion, thus the discovery of milk  |
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 1:43 am Post subject: |
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| jim1961 wrote: | | Yes, Sphenoid is correct. It was a caveman. As the caveman was trying his best to invent the wheel, he got pissed off and took it out on the cow by squeezing its tits in a downward motion, thus the discovery of milk |
Don't know about you but when I'm starving and I see new born calfs sucking on moms tits I'm going to think there is something there coming out??? why not try it?
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 4:00 am Post subject: |
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| Tattude wrote: | | jim1961 wrote: | | Yes, Sphenoid is correct. It was a caveman. As the caveman was trying his best to invent the wheel, he got pissed off and took it out on the cow by squeezing its tits in a downward motion, thus the discovery of milk |
Don't know about you but when I'm starving and I see new born calfs sucking on moms tits I'm going to think there is something there coming out??? why not try it? |
Just make sure it's not the bull |
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 12:31 pm Post subject: |
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| Sphenoid wrote: | | Probably the cavemen, and they already knew that animals produce milk. |
That question was rhetorical you miserable old sod. It is designed to be pondered, not answered. |
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 2:02 pm Post subject: |
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| timus wrote: | | Sphenoid wrote: | | Probably the cavemen, and they already knew that animals produce milk. |
That question was rhetorical you miserable old sod. It is designed to be pondered, not answered. |
How is it rhetorical? The answer is quite simple... 
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haha people use that stuff under their eyelids for the "swelling..." try that for your little weenies!
actually dont.. lol it will reduce the swelling making them smaller! |
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| Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 8:02 pm Post subject: |
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| Sphenoid wrote: | How is it rhetorical? The answer is quite simple...
Wanker. |
I suppose you are going to tell me these is no farther Christmas Next!
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| Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 1:01 am Post subject: |
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| Sphenoid wrote: | | Just make sure it's not the bull |
Protien man...
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| Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 1:03 am Post subject: |
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| timus wrote: | | Sphenoid wrote: | How is it rhetorical? The answer is quite simple...
Wanker. |
I suppose you are going to tell me these is no farther Christmas Next!
Gobshite. |
What?
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| Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 1:17 am Post subject: |
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| Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 2:29 am Post subject: |
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| timus wrote: | I suppose you are going to tell me these is no farther Christmas Next!
Gobshite. |
What..... in the Hell..... are you talking about??? |
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| Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 3:02 am Post subject: |
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| Sphenoid and I are having a lovers tiff! |
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| Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 3:57 am Post subject: |
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| timus wrote: | | Sphenoid wrote: | How is it rhetorical? The answer is quite simple...
Wanker. |
I suppose you are going to tell me these is no farther Christmas Next!
Gobshite. |
Oh there is a father christmas alright, but he spends the year drinking and sexually abusing his wife. Then once a year he leaves the house to jerk off while standing over sleeping children.
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| Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 4:58 am Post subject: |
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| Sphenoid wrote: | Oh there is a father christmas alright, but he spends the year drinking and sexually abusing his wife. Then once a year he leaves the house to jerk off while standing over sleeping children.
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NNNoooooooo!!! Mummy told me that reindeer milk!!!!
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