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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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How many of you were either dropped on your heads, or are from kalifornia? show of hands please....


Dropped on my head and I live in California.....

Ooooh ooh now it's MY turn...

How many have actually taken a basic grammar class and know what paragraphs and punctuation are?

I seriously can't tell if the post is worth reading or not because it makes my eyes feel likes Sphen's av.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry to hear that, you might just want to kill yourself now. An let me guess, you're an English major, and not really the guy who changes piss biscuits at the local truckstop.....yeah right..
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Sorry to hear that, you might just want to kill yourself now. An let me guess, you're an English major, and not really the guy who changes piss biscuits at the local truckstop.....yeah right..


Actually no I'm not an English major. My grammar isn't even that good. All I'm pointing out man is that it's nigh impossible to decipher your post. I could get into a pissing match with you about jobs and salary but I don't feel the need to do so, suffice to say it's the classiest truck stop west of the Missisip.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey chillmike..

You never write more than one sentence at a time, I dont know if thats cause you were dropped on your head or cause you're from california..Do you suck cock? Being from Kalifornia I'll be you've contemplated it. Well from what your folks say, it pays better than changing piss biscuits....Sorry all, I've been drinking.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alright, alright who in here smokes?
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Hey chillmike..

You never write more than one sentence at a time, I dont know if thats cause you were dropped on your head or cause you're from california..Do you suck cock? Being from Kalifornia I'll be you've contemplated it. Well from what your folks say, it pays better than changing piss biscuits....Sorry all, I've been drinking.


"Kalifornia" I see what you did there you super cool sam you....You substituted the C in California for a K, wow now THAT IS CLEVER. Making jokes about parents, what are you 12 years old? What the hell does being gay have to do with anything?

Stick around, you're entertaining, you know like the bearded lady at the carnival.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You my friend are not entertaining. You're a geek probably dont have tattoos cause you cant find an artist (other than dragon) who thinks the tits you drew on your back with a sharpie and the lousy head you give are worth the tazmanian devil tat you want. The bearded lady was my grandma now you just watch it there mister...
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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You my friend are not entertaining. You're a geek probably dont have tattoos cause you cant find an artist (other than dragon) who thinks the tits you drew on your back with a sharpie and the lousy head you give are worth the tazmanian devil tat you want. The bearded lady was my grandma now you just watch it there mister...


I'm not a geek, I'm a dork get it right man. I have a bunch of tattoos. I've got a Kanji that means "Speaker of great Engrish", a totally unique tribal like you've never seen before and a concertina wire armband.

If I'm not entertaining then why do you keep responding. Jeez just when I thought we were going to hit it off.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oooh sam you scare me so bad. the fuck is your problem anyway? your a noob and obviously dont know how things are run around here. and the gay jokes are so lame go back to the 90's you class A moron
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 8:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I see the douchebag that started all this still hasn't given up....funny thing is ringo is probably way better than this dragon homo, and way younger...


I've checked out the work on his website, Sam, as I noticed he conveniently doesn't have any posted on this forum. I don't want to get into a pissing match with anyone over their work, for none of us are perfect, but this guy kind'a asked for it.

From what I saw, he's not all that far ahead of the person he accuses of being a scratcher. Funny how that works, ain't it? He may very well work a little cleaner that Ringo does (contrary to his claims, you can't really tell that from a photograph), but it's very clear that his tattooing skills are only slightly better than hers. There are still clear technical flaws in his work that mark him as novice. I could elaborate, but I'll refrain for now.

Bottom line: His work certainly doesn't warrant his attitude.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 8:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

thanks matt,
And to the rest of you, if you're so thin skinned that a few gay jokes get under your skin, then I have no fucking idea how you function in the real world much less a tattoo shop. I thought I really was only drawing paralells between two people here, the accused (scratcher) and the "expert", a douchebag who lives in his mom's basement and claims to be the health inspector. Anyone else I've offened....remember, you were stupid enough to come after me....I guess that makes you all victims. Ah the times we live in.
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 8:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And Matt, that Rosie tat is fkn sick....
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just about blew out my meat donut laughing at this one, seriously, it brought tears to my eyes. Maybe you've seen this somewhere else but I hadn't. If any of you people have a sense of humor, you will have to think this is funny. Scratcher or Skillz? You be the judge

http://www.ratemyink.com/?action=up&user_id=32837

That is honestly the hardest I've laughed all week.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 4:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lichmalignus Cant we all just get along? Ah thats better angel9
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 6:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I just about blew out my meat donut laughing at this one, seriously, it brought tears to my eyes. Maybe you've seen this somewhere else but I hadn't. If any of you people have a sense of humor, you will have to think this is funny. Scratcher or Skillz? You be the judge

http://www.ratemyink.com/?action=up&user_id=32837

That is honestly the hardest I've laughed all week.


I pretty sure meth plays a big part is this man's life. I'm just saying....
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